On starting small with your fitness goals:
If you want to lose weight tomorrow:
By all means, eat the MacDonald's. Less fries this time and change your fizzy drink to water.
Go for a walk first, not run.
The momentum will bring you forward.
Don't kill yourself by turning vegan or starting an insane workout routine.
On filming people in public:
If you're proud of filming people in public, you're an absolute fucking loser.
On money caring about who you are:
Money doesn't give a fuck if you're good or evil.
Can the dealer at the casino do a thing if the nice, lonely grandma lost it all at blackjack while the notorious mafia dude had a good day winning mad tons?
Nope. Life goes on.
Work hard and find the glitch that works for you.
On being humble and complimenting others:
Someone told me to be humble once and said I should compliment others.
I said they’re all better at being losers.
On entitled-as-fuck ex-girlfriends:
"You're my boyfriend. Therefore if I get drunk, it's simply your job to take care of me."
- my ex-girlfriend when I told her I wasn't happy about the way she drinks.
Entitlement level: 100
Respect for herself: 0.
If you've a partner who behaves like that, run away.