October 15 2011

What happens when you take viagra for fun

Well not for fun per se, but more like what happens when you take it when your dick is totally working and you aren’t suffering from erectile dysfunction?

I always wandered myself, so I decided to do a little research myself. And when I say research, I mean my best friend Google, not try it out myself you eager-eyed fucks.

But wait! Why the fuck am I blogging about this besides that it’s expected out of a douchebag? If one’s dick is already working, why bother?

Well, it’s for simple reasons:

1) Sometimes guys suffer from erectile dysfunction due to performance anxiety. It is hence super demoralizing to finally be able to get that girl you really dig in bed only to not be able to get it up.

2) Sometimes guys can’t get it up due to drinking too much alcohol. Imagine hooking up with a really hot chick in a club and you bring her back. All seems good, but you go soft and you’re like, “Oh fuck sorry I am just kind of tired let’s just go to sleep”. Super embarrassing.

3) According to statistics, recreational use of viagra amongst young adults have risen over the years. Face it, viagra is widely recognized in popular culture. It is also widely believed to increase libido, enhance sexual performance and even increase your dick size.

4) Professional athletes are even known to take viagra to improve their sporting performance.

So what happens when you take viagra simply for the sake of a little boost?

Possible side effects of viagra include:

-Prolonged erection

Meaning you stay hard for a longer period and then you can probably go all night. From the message boards and forums I have scouted, it seems like the majority of young men take it and enjoy nice, prolonged sex for the night, and then start to boast how they managed to get their girl to orgasm a few times.

HOWEVER, you may border dangerously on hitting Priapism, a potentially painful condition whereby the penis doesn’t return to its flaccid state within 4 hours. Treatment means you have to go the emergency room and have like blood pumped out of your dick from the main vein. That is super funny and embarrassing because that would mean you hit movie-caliber comedy and that you probably have to walk around without your fly closed.

- Increased libido

Yup, where you feel super horny and driven to really get it on.

HOWEVER, you may just mindfuck yourself to make a bunch of stupid decisions while on a high. For example, while your boner is raging, your mind rages too, so you may be like, “Yeah! I am so not using a condom tonight!” and with that, consequences may arise in different proportions, depending on your “luck”.

-Other bad shit

Like most medication there seems to be a multitude of side effects right here, including headaches, dizziness, fever, itching, rashes, strange dreams (wtf) and even memory loss.

At the end of the day, it’s still a fucking prescription drug. You need a doctor to prescribe that shit. It is just common sense right there. As with life, a little boost or help now and then is definitely appreciated, but remember to always check yourself and not end up doing stupid shit.

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