Still wondering if you should save yourself for marriage? Your prayers have been answered thanks to The 56-year old Virgin!
You end up being totally off-topic and not getting the reaction you expected, like at all.
You may also think that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off…
Well epic-gasp was still epic because NOBODY CARED! One thing at least:
She earned herself a title in life. Not many people have “The” referred to them.
Note: I will not be held responsible if you do anything stupid with your virginity.