This is why you shouldn’t be a virgin

Hey kids!

Still wondering if you should save yourself for marriage? Your prayers have been answered thanks to The 56-year old Virgin!

You end up being totally off-topic and not getting the reaction you expected, like at all.

You may also think that you can have sexual satisfaction without taking your clothes off…

Well epic-gasp was still epic because NOBODY CARED! One thing at least:

She earned herself a title in life. Not many people have “The” referred to them.

Note: I will not be held responsible if you do anything stupid with your virginity. 

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