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Things I hate as an introvert #1: Group fucking photos

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Yes! Group photos are hell.

They’re a waste of time. Everyone takes far too long to gather and the photographer has to be all, “Oh excuse me. You at the back. Please move a little to the right. No, just one step. Okay, half a step now.” Oh my god.

They’re disruptive. You’re having a good time at the party. You finally got someone to talk to and have a nice conversation and then some idiot shouts, “Hey everyone! Group photo time!” and you’ve to move your ass. Ugh.

They always come in twos. Because the photographer or host would be like, “Now let’s take one with a funny face! Haha!” The torture never ends!

They come as a flood, like zombies. Others would be like, “Wait! Use my phone to take one¬†too please!” Man. I really just want to go back to my beer.

They’re smelly. You may have to stand next to someone who stinks.

They result in shitty pictures anyway. You can’t see shit!

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