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Top 5 videos that show what a hero is

Wassup bros! In light of the outrage from the recent extremely tragic incident of the Chinese toddler being run over twice and then ignored, I find that it sucks to see such graphic videos in the news or on Facebook. Yes, shit like this happens. It is very sad and[…]

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What happens when you take viagra for fun

Well not for fun per se, but more like what happens when you take it when your dick is totally working and you aren’t suffering from erectile dysfunction? I always wandered myself, so I decided to do a little research myself. And when I say research, I mean my best[…]

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Real live robbery that ends well

You must be thinking that the robber got his ass owned instead by the person being robbed like all other typical robbery raw footage, but you’re wrong bitches! This short clip shows: -Stupid robber has lousy weapon -Stupid robber then turns into a crying bitch -Super awesome and compassionate store[…]

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The issue on self-help books

Everyone’s all about teaching you about becoming a better person, calling it self-help, which is totally lame because: “If you are looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? That’s not self-help, that’s help!” -The late George Carlin I love that fucking quote. Seems like[…]

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RIP Steve Jobs

“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure – these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving[…]

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The problem with inspiration

When you think of what inspires us it is most likely a really awesome, inspirational quote, some dude you look up to, some video you watched or a really fond memory you hold close to. They all inspired the shit out of you. That is why when someone questions you[…]

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