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Best robbery victim ever

Yo! Check it guys. Julio Diaz must be one of the nicest guys in the world because he was getting mugged and instead of fighting back or just calling the police, he treated the mugger to a meal and helped him out big time. “As the teen began to walk[…]

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Bitches love poetry

Check out some of my original shit! Because nowadays when you can rhyme your words, Oh look, some birds, People are still dumb enough to believe it’s real poetry, or worse, a song. But strangely, it happens to the best of us. When we like a chick so much we[…]

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Fuck exams!

I don’t think anyone really likes exams. They are stressful, annoying and most of all, they judge you for your degree of competence. It shouldn’t be that way, but that’s how it is and that’s super lame. When I was 12 I fucked up my Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE)[…]

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My alcohol are my emotions

Lol was having a lazy Sunday afternoon beer (that’s right fucking Sunday! That’s how we roll) and being douchebags we just chatted about what? Girls and shit and drinks. Then my friend said what I thought was an epic quote, “My alcohol are my emotions”. Epic quote to make things[…]

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This is why soldiers are awesome

Watch this now, tears are guaranteed! Soldiers at war coming back home early to surprise their loved ones. Military soldiers from Afghanistan or Iraq, I salute you. I had to serve the army myself years ago, but my duty was right here back home. I can’t imagine being away in a[…]

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