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Why being a Douchebag is actually kind of awesome

Definition of a Douchebag: Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most[…]

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How to get over your fucking anger

Yo guys this post is going to be about anger and why anger is natural and awesome, but sometimes pretty fucked up. For those who know me well, I am like one of the angriest person alive. I am like the Incredible Hulk waiting to just come out and beat[…]

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Getting married young is lame

I was just surfing around Facebook and it seems like more and more of my friends are getting engaged or married. Whatever happened to seeing normal mundane pictures of gallivanting? Now I am spotting wedding pictures and captured proposal moments or worse, first borns coming forth! I guess with the[…]

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The 5 kinds of guys you don’t want to be

While having a conversation with my friend the other day, we were talking about how cool we were and the things we did and did not do to avoid being, “that guy”. What is “that guy”? It’s our definition of being referred to as a certain stereotype, that is generally[…]

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Is diet coke good for you?

Is Diet Coke/Coke Light/Coke Zero/Pepsi Lite or whatever other drinks that are supposedly healthier actually good for you? Do these drinks really have ZERO calories? My answer: I don’t know for sure. I have no proof. I ain’t going to bore you with many statistics and facts, but let me[…]

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