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The Metrosexual and why he’s annoying

Definition of a Metrosexual: “A heterosexual, usually urban male who pays much attention to his personal appearance and cultivates an upscale lifestyle.” -Dictionary.com   And with that, the Metrosexual supposedly is very much in touch with his feminine side, hence making him really sensitive to not just others’ feelings, but[…]

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How to not become that douche nobody likes

You know in life, amongst all your friends there’s always this one person who nobody likes? This particular douche is the subject of all gossip and teasing. We whisper and talk shit behind their backs and laugh at their idiosyncrasies. We also get bewildered from time to time from the[…]

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Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

  Well holy shit wtf, dude dies after wanking 42 times in a row without any break in between. 42 times is… seriously a lot. Apparently this dude welcomed his friends to observe him via webcam, and that his “attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind[…]

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My guide to not giving a fuck

In life we have to deal with all sorts of shit, and more often than not it gets us down. We react by feeling pissed, unhappy, annoyed and basically letting it all take over and ruin your day. Well you know what? Happiness is like a frigging choice and it’s[…]

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Who cares about your birthday?

I just celebrated the shit out of my 26th Birthday! Fuck yeah! I had an awesome dinner with my mom and brother, which he paid for. The cool part? I had about 150 people commenting on my Facebook wall, giving me well wishes and shit! I am not trying to[…]

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5 Real things we always take for granted for

I have just been woken up from a nice sleep thanks to the weather turning really hot suddenly and of course, god damn mosquitoes which decided to suck my blood non-stop. I was itching and scratching myself I soon found myself awake and pissed off. It’s such a simple thing:[…]

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