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Fuck exams!

I don’t think anyone really likes exams. They are stressful, annoying and most of all, they judge you for your degree of competence. It shouldn’t be that way, but that’s how it is and that’s super lame. When I was 12 I fucked up my Primary School Leaving Examination (PSLE)[…]

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My alcohol are my emotions

Lol was having a lazy Sunday afternoon beer (that’s right fucking Sunday! That’s how we roll) and being douchebags we just chatted about what? Girls and shit and drinks. Then my friend said what I thought was an epic quote, “My alcohol are my emotions”. Epic quote to make things[…]

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This is why soldiers are awesome

Watch this now, tears are guaranteed! Soldiers at war coming back home early to surprise their loved ones. Military soldiers from Afghanistan or Iraq, I salute you. I had to serve the army myself years ago, but my duty was right here back home. I can’t imagine being away in a[…]

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How to date younger chicks

For the life of me I see many people, especially dudes dating people way younger than them. As such, most people think it’s weird as fuck because like the age gap is super big. Apparently when your chick’s 4-5 years younger than you, that’s totally “inappropriate”. So how do you[…]

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Guy fails backflip, has stroke, wakes up gay

Check this shit out! Chris Birch, an ex-rugby player was trying to impress his friends with a backflip. However, he failed. He then suffered a stroke. After he recovered and regained consciousness, he decided that he was gay. Chris Birch, now 26, prior to the accident was a banker and engaged[…]

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