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One of the biggest misconception ever: Girls don’t watch porn

Complete utter bullshit. There I said it. I know almost every dude thinks about it, but nobody wonders enough to talk about it. But this douchebag does!

First watch this video. It’s a parody, but it perfectly captures the essence of the message that girls are equally horny and get their kicks from tapping into the awesomeness that is the internet. I love how they act all sad and shit because the world thinks they don’t watch porn LMAO!

 So yes. Guys, get it in your head. Do girls watch porn? Yes they do.

-They are only human and humans are curious.

-They too have a sex drive.

-Girls also have the internet.

-Girls also have weird-ass fetishes

Why the hell is this shit important?

Because there are many insecure dudes out there, more often than not those who have fallen head over heels over a single girl for no good reason and they think girls are so perfect and awesome that they forgot that they are also flawed and have their own set of distractions. Distractions, not addictions. I am not bashing.

More importantly, perhaps this misconception is derived from the thinking that the dude is super flawed and hence in comparison he’s a total piece of shit in front of girls. And with that, there goes a major drop in confidence, a complete lack of self-esteem, the unfounded route of constantly giving in to a girl and basically being a pussy-whipped chump.

We all have our vices and secrets

Okay okay guys, we all have our deep, dark secrets that makes us filthy bastards, but it doesn’t mean you are a loser. It also does NOT make a girl any more disgusting or filthy just because they watch porn. In fact, it makes things real, and that’s awesome.

So let this be a short reminder to all dudes and bros, or actually everyone in fact, that despite all the vices in the world, you are actually still very awesome. 

If you say you don’t watch porn, you are a liar. Liar I say!

Note: If you are suffering from any forms of addiction, then fuck off and go yourself treated.  

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