How to mindfuck assholes

Do you wanna know a fucking cool tactic to kind of solve your problems when it comes to assholes?

It’s making fun of yourself.

People asked me before, “Alden,  how do you let go of some things so easily?” cause like I’m not pissed about things that normally pisses others off. I’m cool and different like that.

And the answer is, I make fun of myself.

I know it can be aggravating when others just get in your way and wanna make your life that much more difficult.

Assholes be like insulting you and belittling your beliefs, principles and whatever you hold dear to.

So what do you do?

Just make fun of yourself.

Laugh at it all. Give an LOL. Shout HAHAHA and smile like fuck.

Other people, especially those who try to put you down would be totally blown away. They’d get confused to why you’re such a happy person. Then you do your own shit while they’re still wasting their time on others’ lives except their own.

And more often than not, others would back off cause they would think they’d think there’s no more fun or use in trying to get ya down.


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  1. Winsky - August 6, 2013 10:24 am

    you are soooooooooooooo right… happy disposition regardless of circumstance will always throw the twats off…


  2. euros123dotcom - August 6, 2013 11:03 am

    Hello Alden,

    I bookmarked your blog. The email subject line was clear and to the point. Good job on that one. Now lets read the “Revival Kit” 😉 Good luck to you.

    • alden - August 7, 2013 8:38 pm

      Good luck to you too brother.

  3. David - August 6, 2013 11:33 am

    Nice one! You did those asshole a good counter attack!

    • alden - August 7, 2013 8:38 pm

      Assholes need to die lol


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