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Guy fails backflip, has stroke, wakes up gay

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Chris Birch, an ex-rugby player was trying to impress his friends with a backflip. However, he failed. He then suffered a stroke.

After he recovered and regained consciousness, he decided that he was gay.

Chris Birch, now 26, prior to the accident was a banker and engaged to his girlfriend. He has since left his job and now works as a hairdresser. He has also moved in with his 19-year old boyfriend and apparently taken great measures to change and care for his looks. See picture below:

Mr Birch recalled, “I was gay when I woke up and I still am. It sounds strange but when I came round I immediately felt different. I wasn’t interested in women any more. I was definitely gay. I had never been attracted to a man before – I’d never even had any gay friends”.

So what’s the moral of the story? Don’t get strokes. I mean, don’t try to do backflips when you think you will fail.

Or… Don’t come up with stupid, elaborate excuses to get out of the closet in a “safe” manner because you’re probably actually too scared to reveal to your friends and family your real self.

That being said, I don’t think this is even real.

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