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I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you’re a fucking idiot

Found on 9gag LOL.

I love this. So concise and precise.

You always got to deal with fucking idiots in life, whether you like it or not. That’s just life. Here’s a quick and complete guide:

Types of fucking idiots in life

Stupid idiot- This guy doesn’t seem to know anything. As a result screws up simple instructions.

Note: I personally find it a little condescending when someone says, “I hate stupid people” though. Sometimes, just sometimes people need education to fall out of ignorance.

Low-EQ idiot– Does not know how to act accordingly and appropriately in social situations. Says and does the wrong shit. Poor form I say, poor form.

Rich idiot- Thinks money is all there is and thinks he has upper-hand in life. Only talks about numbers and figures. HATE this shit man go back to your bank you fucking idiot!

Rude idiot- No manners. Straight up.

Insecure idiot- So insecure he gets all nervous and jittery on the outside and turns people off. Or worse, this fucking idiot is so insecure he tries to put people down, then he goes home to and cries himself to sleep at night because he’s actually a loser.

What other kinds of fucking idiots are there in life? Let me know in the comments!

 

 

 

 

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