Seriously, Forget Everything You know About Motivation And Stuff.


Let’s Fuck Self-Help Up!

And Get YOU To Start Learning Real Shit That Actually Matters



Then You Can Start Achieving All Your Dreams And Hit All

Your Goals In An Honest Way. 

Let’s Clear Your Mind With Some REAL Advice And Get Rid Of The Bullshit


Hi, my name is Alden Tan.

And I am sick of all the stupid advice out there today.


Let me tell you an annoying story. I’m pretty sure you’ve encountered it in your life as well.

I’m a big writer on Quora. It’s a question-and-answer social network. You basically ask questions there and people answer it for you.

And most of the answers are there so fucking annoying. The supposedly “good” answers are written by “top writers” who are really nothing

but pretentious people feeding you bullshit.

I’ve seen questions like, “How do I ask her out?” And the top answer is, “DON’T GIVE UP!”

I’ve seen questions like, “What cool things can I do in my 20s?” And the top answer is,” TAKE ACTION!”

I’ve seen questions like, “I am in a deep depression. What advice can you give me?” And the top answer is, “MEDITATE AND BE MINDFUL!”

Bloggers, writers, self-helpers, life coaches (I hate them!), speakers and all them “gurus” are churning out stupid advice like that too.


Let’s be extremely real: If you do have depression and it can be cured by an inspirational quote online, you probably don’t have depression at all.

It’s all cheesy nonsense. It’s making you stupid. It’s making you go backwards.


What I have for you today isn’t solely about depression. I am sorry. That’s too deep a topic.

I am just here to provide some honest and real advice which I think you can use.


That’s why I wrote Fuck The Universe: Solving Your Shit With Advice

That Isn’t Stupid.


Self-help shouldn’t have to be all about the law of attraction, tapping into the universe and other weird, new-age hippy crap!

You need motivation and confidence to get shit done? Do shit you love? Become super happy?

This is for you then.

And, unlike all the crap out there, this is super cheap. The aforementioned gurus, hippies, lifecoaches and other assholes claim to want to help, but they’re only really validating their nonsense with money.

As much as I’d like to make good money off this, my first priority is to create good art and hopefully, it can help you out.

Here’s the price.





More info needed?


Fuck The Universe Is All About Motivation So YOU Can Become Productive As Hell.

  • Honest and real advice so you can take the first damn step to taking action towards what you want in life


  • Non-judgmental advice so you’d realize you aren’t doing so bad after all (I am not going to look down on you)


  • Some emotional clarity so you can understand yourself further


  • Learn how to understand people better so you can eliminate toxic assholes from your life


  • Learn what passion really means so you can do shit you love in a real way


  • A kick in the ass by me so you actually fucking start doing some real shit with your life


  • Tons of actionable step-by-step to hold your hand so you won’t feel lost. Yes. I lay it out all nicely for you.


And much, much more.


It’s all about goals, your dreams, what you love, what you truly want in life and you want to make out of it.

I wrote this book so you can finally realize that life is too short to simply lay around and do nothing.

I also wrote this book because I am tired of the fluff and bullshit out there that don’t help.

If you want to make your life better, become happier and start making real changes and achieve your goals…

Then just read this book.

Only $10 and I know you’d be able to see a difference, like today!


Still unsure?! Here’s a safety net for you then.


If you think this books and that it didn’t help you at all, then it’s okay.

Let me know, I’ll give you back your money. No questions asked.

I don’t think $10 is a lot, but it’s still something. I don’t want to guilt trip you into thinking you’re wasting your life by buying crap.

I am pretty confident this book will help you though! Just give it a try eh?


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