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Drop all your shit and let’s have a fucking beer

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I know you feel tired, “incomplete”, sad or not with your “higher self”.

And I know you feel like you need to look within to make yourself whole again.

But whatever! Fuck it.

Let’s just go have a beer.

Because beer is awesome and it solves lots of problems. How so? It relaxes the fuck out of you!

Don’t like beer? Drink wine then. Don’t even like wine?!?! Then take in whatever that makes you feel at ease (Not drugs, for addiction is not cool).

The whole point is this: Feeling better and thus improving your life isn’t some complicated game. Sometimes you just got to sit back, relax and just enjoy the moment, which you’re always allowed to.

Hey… I’m all for meditation man. I do it myself.

But look too deep and sometimes, your mind gets overwhelmed. You miss the whole point. Oh and look too deep and your head comes out of your own ass. That’s when you’re way too preachy for your own good.

Keep it clean. Keep it simple. Life is fucking good bitch.

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