[Contest] Sexy gifts ideas for your wife, or whoever you’re seeing (Win a sexy gift worth $55!)

Yo yo,

I’m part of a little contest by The Enclosed.

This is for all the dudes out there who want to buy a sexy little something for their ladies! Or well, for all the ladies out there who want to buy a sexy little something for their ladies too!

It’s all good.

Click here: Gift ideas for your wife

Contest Rules:

1) Comment on this post and simply tell me why you deserve to win this gift.

2) Share this post on Facebook! Click here.

3) Follow me on Instagram here.

That’s it!

I’ll then pick the favorite comment for the winner. The winner gets, oh shit, a special one-time gift worth up to $55, delivered to your doorstep!

Just look at the picture man. So many occasions with this special gift you can use it for!


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  1. Vasilis - October 31, 2016 8:18 pm

    Her birthday is soon so an extra gift will make up her mood:) Thanks!

  2. Jakki dodds - November 3, 2016 5:31 pm

    Oh it says ‘for me’ in the pic? So I say for me to lift my spirits after a relationship breakup n make me feel sexy again howzat!!

  3. Leila - November 3, 2016 5:34 pm

    Hi Alden, I like your contest. I think you’ll get a lot of people writing in with good ideas. My idea is that I would like this gift for myself. I truly believe the more you can give to yourself, the easier it is to give to others and in the end that goal is one I’d like more of. Hope you like my post 🙂

  4. Roselyn Amwa - November 3, 2016 5:57 pm

    Oh Well, i really love them all, especially the romantic one. I just got married a few days ago and would like to wear something sexy for our honeymoon in December.

  5. Kaz - November 3, 2016 6:13 pm

    After being in a abusive relationship, physically, emotionally, mentally and financially, it has taken me a long time to start to have some self esteem back, oh but he moved on with many women the very same day we ended. I do have some sexy lingerie, but all unfortunately remind me of him as they were bought during the relationship. I really need to bin them!! With really having no extra funds for luxury items in my current situation, having a new sexy piece of lingerie, just might give me the confidence to at least get interested in getting back out there. Hopefully!

  6. RosMari El - November 3, 2016 6:36 pm

    Lovely and sexy. My 6th anniversary is coming up at the end of the month. I would love to celebrate and suprise my husband wearing this.

  7. Antigone A. Freimann - November 3, 2016 8:20 pm

    You are hilarious as well as often inspiring.
    I would like to win the lingerie to wear for a gorgeous American soldier who is going to deploy for a third active tour, this time going to the Middle East, in sincerely hostile regions. So you know the man deserves the absolute BEST… and this will help what I give him be even that much better.
    Thanks, Alden. You’re the man.

  8. Martha Hipolito - November 4, 2016 7:58 am

    I know I deserve to WIN this contest because I’m the coolest mom ever! This price when I get it will be a gift for my daughter. So, yes I deserve it. 🙂

  9. Ian - November 4, 2016 12:03 pm

    I think I deserve to win because I`ve been married now for 30 years and our sex life needs some re-juvenation and new excitement for the next 30 years which will happen with this great sexy lingerie 🙂

  10. Raymond Klieber - November 4, 2016 12:17 pm

    Alden, I am soon to be 54 and back on the dating scene! To have a little something to get a little something for a little someone would be a great confidence lifter and booster!! Us older gents on the prowl need all the help we can get. As you know, it is a jungle out there and those of the feline side of the coin love to get the attention and goodies! Peace and respect my friend!

  11. Vas - November 4, 2016 12:51 pm

    I am not married and I don’t have a girl friend even yet I am here ! :/

  12. Anwar - November 4, 2016 8:20 pm

    This gift will enhance our sexual relationship

  13. Tamilynn Thill - November 5, 2016 7:12 am

    I deserve to win because my life sucks. I really want it but cannot afford it. And would love to surprise my boyfriend with something new. But do these things mean I deserve to win? I honestly don’t think so. Because there are no particular skills involved I deserve to win or lose just as much as everyone else. We all deserve to win sometimes.

  14. Carl Fuglein - November 5, 2016 7:32 pm

    We’ve been married for 47 years. As you can imagine, our intimate relations are not quite the same as they were when we were 20, however they are satisfying. But we still love each other, a lot. I probably don’t deserve to win, but my bride certainly does after putting up with me for almost a half century.

    Thanks, a great idea.


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