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Maybe happiness isn’t a choice

This seems to be psychobabble of late: Happiness is a choice. Writers, bloggers, speakers, gurus, random inspirational guy on Instagram or whoever like to vomit this line all the time. I’d admit I was guilty of it before. Is happiness really a choice? It sounds like it is, but tell[…]

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Your dreams are fucking overrated

People keep saying today, “Follow your dreams.” “Work hard and make your dreams come true.” “It’s only when you achieve your dreams that you get to have true happiness.” Fuck. All. Of. That. I’ve been writing in the self-help space for so long that I want to puke whenever I[…]

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The easiest way to have fun

Is to party. All you need is some money, booze, people and loud music. But that’s just too easy. It’s brainless. Anybody can do that. If you want fulfillment, then do something more challenging. Find a passion and keep pushing yourself to become better at it. Travel to different countries[…]

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“He started it”

“He started it”, the classic, immediate response when a child knows he’s fucked. That’s when the parents steps in mid-fight. Ultimately, everyone gets punished, regardless of who really started it. It’s sad because, sometimes, the child is telling the truth. The child did nothing at all. He didn’t start it.[…]

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Masturbate and wonder

Your biggest tool to know if you’re really in love with her or not. Right after you’re done, wonder: Do I want to watch a movie with her? Do I want to text her randomly just to find out how her day has been going? Do I want to learn[…]

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Why “Be yourself” is shit advice

Because if you feel like you’re a loser, then being yourself just means being a loser and that’s not cool. Because if you think that you suck, then being yourself means sucking even more. Because a lot of people who dish out this advice are already successful in life and[…]

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