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This is why soldiers are awesome

Watch this now, tears are guaranteed! Soldiers at war coming back home early to surprise their loved ones. Military soldiers from Afghanistan or Iraq, I salute you. I had to serve the army myself years ago, but my duty was right here back home. I can’t imagine being away in a[…]

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The real deal on toughness

Mark is a 9-year old boy who constantly and purposefully acts like a spoilt child, especially in front of his dad. He never listens to instructions or obeys his parents directly, even going so far as to talking back all the time. Mark is what you call a problem child.[…]

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5 lottery winners who got fucked

You would think that winning a shitload of money would definitely bring lots of happiness, joy and awesomeness that basically makes you go ape shit crazy since you can probably buy anything you want. But guess what? There have been many cases of lottery winners who actually had it WAY[…]

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The issue on self-help books

Everyone’s all about teaching you about becoming a better person, calling it self-help, which is totally lame because: “If you are looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else? That’s not self-help, that’s help!” -The late George Carlin I love that fucking quote. Seems like[…]

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Why being a Douchebag is actually kind of awesome

Definition of a Douchebag: Douche bag, or simply douche, is considered to be a pejorative term. The slang usage of the term originated in the 1960s.The term usually refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions, most[…]

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