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Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

Awwwwwwww Yea~~, not

 

Well holy shit wtf, dude dies after wanking 42 times in a row without any break in between. 42 times is… seriously a lot. Apparently this dude welcomed his friends to observe him via webcam, and that his “attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.”

But the real questions remain… why 42? Why not 41? 43, or fucking 30? I don’t even THINK ANYONE CAN GO PASS 6 OR 7 without bleeding your balls out?!?

And who was there was to count? Did a post-moterm examination showed that like, “Oh yes this dick definitely ejeculated 42 times”? Or like was someone there actually watching to keep track? Did a team investigate the tissues at the aftermath?

Whatever it was, this dude was definitely a big wanker. And this is definitely fapped up. Talk about rubbing one out. His last orgasm must have been heavenly. I guess he was trying to shoot for the stars. I guess he may have died from a stroke too many. Sounds like nobody saw it coming. It may have been too hard on him. He had the balls to really go for it.

For the full article click here. By the way I don’t even think it’s real. Cum on, it’s got to be fake.

 

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4 comments

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  3. jamesgulley - July 19, 2012 6:41 am

    i really dont really know. i just to run across it.

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