These two huge-ass ads have “been suspended by The Advertising Standards Authority of Singapore (ASAS) for breaching local guidelines on decency.”
I am not going to talk about the conservative nature of Singapore because that to me is trite and really boring shit.
If it’s not them, it’s someone or something else
So I am guessing the obvious: These two ads are just too sexy and indecent because it brazenly exposes the near-nakedness of that model’s body. In other words, the douchebaggery is simply too fucking much for people to handle.
I am also guessing people are going like,”Oh my god huge picture of abs and like his cock nearly being whipped into my innocent face!”
Now I am wondering: Has it ever occurred to these guys that if it’s not this, it’s something else? The only difference between this shit and other vices or scandalous shit is that, this is fucking huge.
It’s a battle that can never be won
Take down the ads all you like. There are many other “disgusting” things out there that are going to replace if not surpass the douchebaggery of this. If it’s not this, it’s going to be scantily-clad girls, more sex shops and their dildos, bimbo bloggers baring too much online, someone’s sex tape leaked or like suddenly everyone in the country decides to promote Thank Your Wank simultaneously LOL I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!
It’s actually all about the kids right?
Then the argument comes, “Nah man we are just protecting our kids and the younger generation”. If it’s all about the kids, then it’s really all about you being retarded and oblivious to how this world is like now. We have computers, internet, handphones and shit everywhere.
Even if the kid doesn’t see the ad–> Tons of porn online
Parental lock on porn –> Google, “Proxy servers” or friends passing around thumb drives filled with porn. True story for me in my younger days except they were in discs
Family doesn’t own computer or have internet –> Your kid may have a boyfriend or girlfriend already and they start getting “curious”
The fucking point is: If it’s not this, it’s DEFINITELY something else!
So do we give up in this world of depravity?
No. The correct answer is to simply educate, not censor and chill the fuck out. Because chilling the fuck out in life helps all the time.
And also, we could have worse:
And it wouldn’t take a gigantic billboard for these to offend.
Note: One of these is advertising Lego. That’s right, Lego. Go find out which.