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46 in-your-face quotes with pretty pictures to wake your ass up in life

Sup guys! You guys love quotes? Of course you do!

There’re a ton of quotes out there that are supposed to inspire you and make you feel better. They’re good, but kind of clichΓ© if you ask me. They aren’t real enough of us fallible humans.

So I decided to create my own quotes. These are all my wisdom delivered to you, bite-sized and with really pretty pictures. Enjoy and remember to share it with your friends and fam!

Note: No, I do not own any of the pictures. I got them all from Imgur. Yes, I created all the quotes myself.Β 

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49 comments

  1. Tunji - February 24, 2014 5:20 pm

    Awesome stuff Alden!!

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  2. Priscilla - February 24, 2014 5:37 pm

    Thank you!! I had wonderful smiles and saying “yep that is it in a nut shell,” but no one was here to listen! Take that back, someone is always listening. Have an amazing day! I know I will! Priscilla

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    • alden - February 25, 2014 4:15 pm

      Haha doesn’t matter if nobody listens. Let it out and tell others then!

      Reply
  3. Christine - February 24, 2014 5:41 pm

    Nice one Alden, it made me smile but also made me think, keep up the quirky stuff πŸ˜‰

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    • alden - February 25, 2014 4:15 pm

      That I shall πŸ™‚

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  4. Katherine - February 24, 2014 6:05 pm

    These messages are all too true!! We just need to take a breath once in a while.

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    • alden - February 25, 2014 4:14 pm

      Breathe out loud yo

      Reply
  5. Nick - February 24, 2014 9:06 pm

    Brilliant. :-))

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  6. stephania - February 24, 2014 10:46 pm

    This was GREAT! I agree with everything except “I don’t drink Beer (or alcohol) gives me a headache πŸ™ BUT I do what I believe is better for me!!
    anyway

    LOVED IT…THANKS

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    • alden - February 25, 2014 4:14 pm

      That’s great. But yeah. Beer is awesome πŸ˜‰

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  7. Leon - February 25, 2014 11:53 am

    Great, wise and with your humour…awesome quotes dude m/

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    • alden - February 25, 2014 4:14 pm

      Thanks dude!

      Reply
  8. gerda - February 25, 2014 2:47 pm

    Hahahahahahaha!!!! ;-D

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  9. JAE MAC - February 26, 2014 6:27 am

    You have some pretty motivational shit here. Thanks for sharing! I likey!
    Jae Mac @ I’m Just Sayin’…(Damn!)

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    • alden - February 26, 2014 7:47 am

      Thanks dude!

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  10. James - February 26, 2014 12:01 pm

    These are awesome! Well done Alden!? The pictures are fantastic too and go with the quotes, where did you find such an array of pictures to use?

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    • alden - February 26, 2014 2:47 pm

      I got them from Imgur. The pics don’t belong to me.

      Reply
  11. jimmy - February 26, 2014 8:10 pm

    Awesome, alden the only thing i like to ask that will u be my admin for my page you seriously rock my page…
    http://www.facebook.com/TheDove11

    Reply
  12. Jane - March 1, 2014 11:20 pm

    Thanks for the 46 quotes they were in your face and helpful. Loved the quote about always saying “please” and “thank you”;it’s one of my mottos. And I loved the picture of the kitten to match the quote too; I’m a cat person.

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    • alden - March 4, 2014 5:51 am

      So am I haha

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  13. marily swinehart - March 2, 2014 12:07 am

    I think what got me the most was the beautiful pictures. You are right, it is a big world and I wanna see more of it!

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  14. Jass - March 18, 2014 2:50 am

    Awesomeness! Just plugged you into my warrior folder πŸ˜€

    Reply
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  17. Gerry - August 12, 2014 2:57 pm

    Great Alden! However, no beer for me; just don’t care for it, but for those who do, drink the GOOD stuff!
    It’s coffee and tea for me; love that caffeine jolt!
    Great quotes, man!

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  18. Zhika - October 27, 2014 12:20 pm

    thats really helpful 4 me and funniest good thing read in ma life
    thank u man
    beer is awesome i think ^_^

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    • alden - October 28, 2014 7:29 am

      Thanks dude. Share it!

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  19. jack - November 20, 2014 10:01 am

    great quotes Alden…. i am definitely going to apply the wisdom you have shared in my life…..
    i have been searching for such a blog for so many years. now i am ecstatic. cant wait for the day when i literally stop thinking what others think of me and live my life

    thanks dude

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    • alden - November 21, 2014 4:15 am

      Hope these helped then!

      Reply
  20. paul - January 24, 2015 3:38 am

    Hey great post what a great way to live. Thanks

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  21. charly khalil - February 15, 2015 2:35 pm

    Thanks man,i am really inspired. Fuck everyone My life my rules. This is my first beer cheers man:D

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  22. kanak - March 23, 2015 4:56 am

    it’s amazing !
    http://www.sentikidukan.com

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  23. Gerri - April 21, 2015 5:57 am

    Loved all of it! Beautiful pics and the words are perfect! OK to use as desktop background? I can’t wait to read your book. I am looking forward to it very much. Thank you, Peace.

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  24. Gerri - April 21, 2015 5:59 am

    Wow What happened? Loved all of them, very cool pics and quotes. OK to use as desktop backgrounds? Can’t wait to read your book. Thank you! Peace.

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    • alden - April 25, 2015 6:06 am

      Yeah go ahead.

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      • Gerri - May 5, 2015 3:25 am

        Thanks! Awesomeness! Love your emails, always look forward to reading them. Thanks for all the info, really great! πŸ™‚

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  25. Matt - May 3, 2015 2:18 pm

    Never ever do drugs….

    What the fuck do you think beer is?? The rest I agree with. But if it wasn’t for cannabis I wouldn’t have had nearly as much fun as I would have had I not discovered it.

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    • alden - May 4, 2015 8:53 am

      Good for you trailernash

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  26. Josiah Maesua - May 12, 2015 2:24 pm

    Wow some really inspirational pics thanks!

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  27. Johnny - May 26, 2015 9:22 am

    Ha! Alden! I love this. x,D You sir have an ego but don’t get me wrong… It’s the kind that cracks people up and makes them think. Give ’em hell karate kid. πŸ˜‰

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  28. Ayietim - July 5, 2015 9:12 pm

    Very inspirational stuff, very helpful and very exciting.

    Reply
  29. Online Essay Maker - July 30, 2015 6:54 am

    This is a wonderful post! Thanks for sharing your knowledge with us! I hope to read more of your post which is very informative and useful to all the readers. I salute writers like you for doing a great job!

    Reply
  30. Randy B - October 1, 2015 11:01 pm

    These are some of the best quote / motivational slogans i’ve ever seen

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  31. Sekelani - January 7, 2016 12:46 pm

    Wow alot of awesome shit, i enjoyed it!!!!

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  32. Rohan - May 22, 2016 5:41 pm

    That was jst awesome!!
    Really lovd ur quotes..man!

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  33. Mohamed - July 6, 2016 12:41 pm

    Hey Alden, you are awesome man! I kind of needed your “fucking bold” wisdom at the very moment. The way you put things is reallt helpful for a -preciously- very cosious guy like me. Thanks for everything!

    Reply
  34. Balaji - September 9, 2016 2:21 pm

    The quotes you make is inspiring.are you inspired from fight club movie/book..?

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  35. Erik - September 10, 2016 11:35 am

    Holy shit dude, your outlook and approach to life is refreshingly honest and resonates with to the bone! I’m so stoked to have stumbled upon your site. Been deep in the shit going on nearly a year now and have read a bunch of self-help stuff that’s just to fluffy for me to buy into. Thusly, still mired in the muck, but now….
    …I’m going to join the Happy as Fuck membership club, print out the 46 in-your-face quotes, go home, pop a cold one, crank up the jams, and post ’em all over my house!
    Thank you Alden-Tan

    Reply

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