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3 life lessons from watching porn and Bangbros

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source: The Chive

This post is going to be super ironic, but hear me out. There’re a bunch of lessons here, including respect for women.

I can’t remember if it was BangBros, BangBus or whatever. It was basically one of those porn videos where some dudes in a van go around trying to pick up women and have sex with them in the van.

So the video basically had no sex at all. It didn’t even contain nudity.

Why? Because the dude inside totally failed in picking up the lady inside. The “script” went something like this:

Douchebag (trying really hard to pick up hot girl outside the van): “Hey baby. Why don’t you come in yo? I can show you a good time.”

Hot girl: “Erm… No thanks.”

[This went on for a few minutes until the douchebag gave up.]

Douchebag: Yeah okay whatever you stupid bitch. Good luck waiting for the bus! You’re so fucking poor you gotta wait for the bus!”

[The van then drives off. The douchebag’s friend, who was driving started talking.]

Nice driver guy: “Why did you call her a bitch man? That wasn’t nice.

Douchebag: “She is a bitch man. Look at how unfriendly she was.”

Nice driver guy: “You can’t just call her a bitch man. That’s probably somebody’s sister, or wife.”

And that’s the story.

Perhaps it was scripted. Perhaps it wasn’t. I don’t know. It seemed pretty real though.

There you have it man. The nice driver guy, despite being in what is probably the stupidest porn clip ever, displayed good behavior, strong character and respect for women more so than the guys I know, most of whom are losers who can’t get girls for shit.

Now here are the lessons for today.

1) Before you decide to attack others, remember that they’re important to somebody else

And with that, what goes around comes around. If you want to start attacking everybody because of your own insecurities, then you’re only going to suffer the same fate as you get stuck in the same cycle, over and over.

I highly doubt you’d want others to attack those who mean something to you. With that mind, why would you do the same to others?

2) Don’t get angry and emotional just because you didn’t get something you want

I’ve seen this in way too many of my friends and it’s honestly fucking pathetic. Guys are calling girls bitches, sluts, whores or gold diggers just because they can’t get laid. Girls are calling guys douchebags, assholes or “not good enough” just because the guys aren’t giving them the attention they crave.

It’s just as bad even if you do it behind their back. 

Just because you didn’t get what you want from somebody doesn’t mean that they’re not good people.

Just because you didn’t get what you want doesn’t mean that you should whine like a little bitch.

Man the fuck up and accept things in your stride. Be nice and gracious about it. Whining and ranting would only reflect how weak you really are.

3) Whimsical honesty is so much better than a weak front

I really respect the driver dude in the video. I also really respect my friends who pay for sex.

As ironic and contradictory as it sounds, these guys are the ones who respect women more as they’ve demystified sex. They go for what they want and know what to do when they don’t get what they want. They just pick themselves and try again, all the while not being a dick about it.

The other weak guys who never get what they want are too busy meeting the expectations of others. They work really hard to make sure they look like they’re doing fine on the outside. Ultimately, they only become unhappy and insecure. That is why they end up attacking others all the time.

And then there’re the liars, the guys who tell girls they don’t watch porn. That is both hilarious and sad.

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1 comment

  1. Yatin - March 15, 2015 1:55 am

    Great Alden. Ya, I also believe that there is something to learn from everything. When the word PORN comes, we look things from a dirty frame only. I completely agree with your first two points. I also think that after attacking, we trap ourselves into an endless shit. We also have a tendency to develop pre-conceptions about everybody. Without even the interaction, we have this habit of painting people by our thinking only.

    To be honest, I do not like the concept of paying for sex coz it becomes an addiction and I find it meaningless to evaluate this experience in terms of money. But, in the third point, I like the comparison. It’s true that when we try to suppress something, it comes out naturally with a stronger force in terms of attacking people.

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