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The easiest way to have fun

Is to party. All you need is some money, booze, people and loud music. But that’s just too easy. It’s brainless. Anybody can do that. If you want fulfillment, then do something more challenging. Find a passion and keep pushing yourself to become better at it. Travel to different countries[…]

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“He started it”

“He started it”, the classic, immediate response when a child knows he’s fucked. That’s when the parents steps in mid-fight. Ultimately, everyone gets punished, regardless of who really started it. It’s sad because, sometimes, the child is telling the truth. The child did nothing at all. He didn’t start it.[…]

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So like, that’s why people die you know?

A little short fiction I wrote. Just casual. Enjoy! Oh hey there. You’re new right? What am I talking about, of course you are! Everyone who comes through this office is new. I can see you’re edgy. It’s okay. Take a load off. It’s going to get better now, depending[…]

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Masturbate and wonder

Your biggest tool to know if you’re really in love with her or not. Right after you’re done, wonder: Do I want to watch a movie with her? Do I want to text her randomly just to find out how her day has been going? Do I want to learn[…]

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