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Confessions: I hate my job

This is another short story. See if you can guess what the “job” is by the end. I fucking hate my job. I really, really do. I wish all these motherfuckers would just die. Plus, it’s so hot inside here. I hate listening to them. I really do. It’s a[…]

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Tales of an honest douchebag

About five years ago, I was partying inside a club and talking to a girl. Out of nowhere, a couple of girls walked by and pulled her aside. When she came back, she told me, “Those two girls over there just told me to be careful of you.” I looked over[…]

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