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20 really stupid things to complain about

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1) That person who works out a lot, calling him a beefcake, all brawn and no brains or something. It only shows how you lack the discipline to get fit. That person does the push up. You don’t.

2) People who look good. They know how to take care of themselves. You don’t. Sides, real good-lookingness  comes from happiness and health. Stop being envious about superficial shit.

3) Your ex who is happy now. You can’t really blame them if they chose to move on while you rather spend your time moping around and feeling shitty.

4) Somebody who said some shit on Facebook. Because, fuck online comments man.

5) A picture on Instagram. Why look into and over analyze these filtered shit?

6) Celebrities. They really aren’t all that.

7) Assholes. Assholes do not apologize. I get it. It can be upsetting. But let it go. Complain too much and you become the asshole.

8) The LGBT community. Man, if you feel the need to complain about them, you ought to look in the mirror you lowly person you.

9) Change. It happens. Get over it.

10) Fucking profanity. LOL. Get over yourself. Vulgar words don’t make the messenger a bad person. Stop showing the world how uptight you are.

11) That life is unfair. It is. Accept it. Fuck it. And just be awesome. Plus, don’t intentionally make it unfair for others.

12) People of different skin colour. You should just… go away you racist shit.

13) You being a lazy shit. Cause I bet you’re blaming everything else other than yourself.

14) Bullies. I’m just gonna say it. Bullies are assholes and they don’t deserve any kind of recognition. They’re just insecure losers. Don’t complain about them, stand up for yourself. Don’t complain to others, but take it to the right authorities so something can be done. People want to help.

15) That that person you like doesn’t like you back. Haha man. Get over yourself! If they don’t like you back, you probably played it wrong. Move on then. It’s ridiculous to start calling her a bitch or him an asshole just because you didn’t get your way.

16) Kim Jong-Un. Fuck him and his hair.

17) Your job. Your job may be important, but it’s not you ultimately. The onus is on you to change it, if it sucks.

18) Friends who don’t follow your advice. First, your advice may not be that great. Second, just let them make their own mistakes. It’s essential.

19) Strangers. Don’t let them ruin your day any further.

20) Religion. If you’re a follower and you’re complaining, then it’s time to seriously re-evaluate your ironic life. If you aren’t a follower, stop complaining and just go do what you think they aren’t doing. I’m willing to bet it’s doing good, showing kindness, helping those in need and basically not overcomplicating the fuck out of everything.

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16 comments

  1. Wan - March 30, 2014 12:58 am

    “Kim Jong-Un – Fuck him and his hair”

    Haha – that’s golden.

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    • alden - March 30, 2014 5:33 am

      Haha thanks

      Reply
  2. Angela - March 31, 2014 10:45 am

    I love it when your posts come first thing in the morning! It really helps put the day into perspective! TGIM! 😉

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  3. Lynne - March 31, 2014 10:51 am

    Can you make an audio of this so I can play it out first thing in the morning and last minute at night?

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  4. Fiore Mejia - March 31, 2014 11:02 am

    Kim Jong-Un!!! That’s hysterical! !! Love getting your lists they are awesome! !

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    • alden - April 3, 2014 1:13 pm

      Haha thanks Fiore. Thanks for always commenting.

      Reply
  5. marily swinehart - March 31, 2014 1:54 pm

    May I add one? Stop complaining about the weather! Embrace Mother Nature and every second you have on this planet! Make the most of every day no matter what the weather is! I work with the public, I hear this complaint on a daily basis! Even when it is “perfect” outside, people are looking ahead complaining about what is coming rather than enjoying the perfect day!

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    • Carol - March 31, 2014 5:30 pm

      Don’t complain or worry about things you can’t personally control: the weather, traffic, strangers’ actions. Take a chill pill and enjoy what you have now. It is all you have anyway.
      I’ve had everything taken away (house, job, husband, self image and had to start over with only true friends to rely on. You can make it through.
      If you are going through hell keep going.

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      • alden - April 3, 2014 1:12 pm

        Chill pills FREE FOR LIFE!

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      • Pat Beatty - April 5, 2014 1:34 am

        Thanks, Carol. You are an inspiration. Good thoughts to you. Yes, keep going. 🙂

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    • alden - April 3, 2014 1:13 pm

      Haha indeed!

      The weather and mother nature are JUST there!

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  6. Brian J McCarthy - March 31, 2014 6:55 pm

    like your post, straight to the point as always by the way what is the LGBT community?

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    • alden - April 3, 2014 1:12 pm

      Lesbian Gay Bi Transgender community.

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  7. ceejay - April 2, 2014 1:06 pm

    Alden, u r a fucking shit, man! But den, i love ur shit. Tanks for ur fucking effort.

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  8. wez - April 3, 2014 1:12 pm

    I perticularly like point 11 so much . Hilarious . And the way that the writer puts down his / her words is just so good . Thank you .

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