The 11 undeniable paths to be an average person

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1) Gossip all the time. And when you do it, believe everything you’re told about someone, judge that someone and don’t form your own opinion. Then become hostile towards that someone.

2) Believe everything you read in the news. Don’t question anything and let a bunch of headlines ruin your day.

3) Don’t do what you love. Lead a passionless life.

4) Complain all the time and expect the solution to automatically be served to you.

5) Go to college, graduate and then let that degree/diploma be the only benchmark of your competence in life.

6) Work a shitty job and never leave. Let it drain you forever.

7) Work a comfortable job. A nice one even. And let that be the deciding factor of who you are in life. In other words, become your job.

8) Don’t travel for the sake of absorbing different cultures and expanding your mind. Your travelling equates to an annual vacation only. You think your country is the world.

9) Reject everything you don’t understand. That means to say, never keep an open mind.

10) Don’t even show kindness or compassion. Let practical reasons override helping others all the time.

11) Stop exercising. Stay home. Think that the computer is all you need.

Don’t be average.

Shed the crap and stop caring about the unnecessary in life. Your mind shouldn’t be filled with garbage

Check the 100 Things Happy People Don’t Give a Fuck About. Be happy and be awesome. No average allowed!


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  1. David - April 1, 2014 8:45 am

    Good list. I agree.

  2. Dipak - April 2, 2014 10:18 am

    It’s made me think – esp No. 11 😉

    • alden - April 3, 2014 1:11 pm

      Great! Share it.

  3. Brian J McCarthy - April 2, 2014 2:31 pm

    good post i agree with it all

  4. marilyn - April 2, 2014 3:00 pm

    Yikes, you just described all my co-workers! I need out! Thank you, excellent post!

    • alden - April 3, 2014 1:11 pm

      Haha let them live.


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