February 05 2012

100 things life is too short for

This is my 100th post, so be that as it may, here are 100 things in life  life is too short for! Both you and I know it. Life is short. Everyone likes to spew forth that line, but hardly ever get to follow it through.

Well, I for one certainly believe in it. I think shit is real meaning not everyone gets to live the fairy tale life of living at a ripe old age and get to mentally call it quits, becoming totally at peace before they go. No, that’s not how it is for a lot of people. It’s a sad, but true fact in life.

Just start living before it’s too late!

Life is too short…

1) To do shit you don’t even feel like doing.

2) To always live up to others’ expectations.

3) For a hardcore diet that is making you miss out on the good stuff.

4) To save up so much money which you probably will not spend.

5) To study all the time.

6) To worry everyday .

7) To not finish up that book you always wanted to.

8 ) To not buy that expensive thing you always wanted.

9) To let your past take control of your present.

10) For other people’s words to hurt you!

11) To worry that you may get cancer one day.

12) To not look on the bright side of life.

13) To let anger take over every inch of your body and ounce of your soul.

14) To not follow your heart!

15) To wait for a bus.

16) To keep doing homework.

17) For that idiot you hate to get to you.

18) For assumptions.

19) To NOT get a tattoo!

20) To keep worrying about failure.

21) To not keep fit and achieved a ripped body.

22) To not approach that really hot girl at the bar.

23) For your crush to think that you don’t actually have feelings for her!

24) To miss out on your favorite movie that’s being screened for a limited time.

25) To not take a picture.

26) To always hang out with assholes.

27) To keep surfing Facebook.

28) To not experience a sleepover.

29) To not go to Disneyland!

30) To wuss out at the last minute.

31) To wait for people who are never on time.

32) To not have a beer!

33) To not learn a new language.

34) To hold back on the vulgarities! Fuck yeah!

35) To not let the music take over and dance, even if you suck!

36) For people to think you are something you are actually not.

37) To argue on the internet because nobody ever wins. 

38) To let your boss give you shit all the time.

39) To wake up at 5am everyday feeling like crap.

40) To EVER, ever think you are not good enough to do anything in life.

41) To not find your passion!

42) To not know what a kiss feels like.

43) To keep worrying whether you have enough money or not.

44) To keep the same hairstyle your whole life.

45) To always act your age.

46) To not try out new foods.

47) To bottle up your feelings, both good or bad.

48) For people you don’t like to ruin your day.

49) To keep staying home!

50) To be affected by cheating exes.

51) To let fear take over all the time.

52) To keep thinking that life sucks.

53) To worry about death because we should be living only. 

54) To mindlessly surf YouTube.

55) To keep going home early.

56) To hold back on that joke in your head thinking that nobody will laugh.

57) To not get wasted and totally smashed at least one night of your life.

58) To not follow your heart, dream, passion.

59) To live by others’ truths and not yours.

60) To not go to the library and discover the amazing amount of material they actually have.

61) To not go to the Zoo because looking at live animals is cool!

62) To have only one girlfriend or boyfriend your whole life.

63) To not try out different sports.

64) To work overtime all the time.

65) To wake up in the morning just to anticipate a bad day ahead.

66) To not sing along.

67) To only stick to one career.

68) To not eat junk food from time to time, like the god damn best burger in the world!

69) To be annoyed by people who think they know everything.

70) To take everything PERSONALLY.

71) To keep wondering what your crush thinks.

72) To get pissed off over the little things.

73) To get involved with office politics and then get pissed along the way.

74) For you to do things that is probably going to lower your life expectancy.

75) To not backpack at least once in your life.

76) To not learn about other peoples’ cultures.

77) To not do something you KNOW others will disagree on.

78) To not finally tell that fucker off.

79) To not travel and check out different countries and view different sights.

80) To fear God everyday.

81) For the tragic news you read to ruin your day.

82) To be afraid that you will fall sick all the time.

83) To not celebrate your birthday, thinking it’s “nothing special”

84) To not celebrate Valentine’s Day, thinking “everyday should be Valentine’s Day” or some conspiracy created by corporations.

85) To not celebrate Christmas, calling it “just another day”.

86) To not try out some money-making venture you think may work.

87) To bother about what others say behind your back.

88) To not Upsize your meal at the fast food joint.

89) To keep counting calories and wonder how much fat, protein and carbs you take in.

90) For jealousy.

91) To give up on ANYTHING.

92) To make the bed.

93) To hold back on that one last drink that would probably get you drunk.

94) To not try out videogames!

95) To deal with annoying and fussy clients who never seem satisfied.

96) To not have sex at least once in your life.

97) To be caught in the Matrix.

98) To not watch the Lord of Rings, Harry Potter, Forrest, The God Father and other epic shit.

99) To keep thinking, “What if?” even before you carry out the deed.

100) To over think the hell out of things!

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    envera

    4 months ago

    I want to thank you for starting this blog and I am so thankful for finding your blog. you are really helping other people, at least your articles are helping me. so thank you so much for starting this blog. anyways, are the the ’100 things life is too short for’ your own or did you get it from another source?

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      alden

      4 months ago

      No problem Envera. I want to thank you myself for the kind words you have been giving me. I am glad I am helping others and also I am very thankful for people like you who bother to reach out.

      Oh I wrote that up myself. All 100 things. Of course, I scout around a little for inspiration.

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    Mark

    4 months ago

    “To wait for a bus” – DUDE WORD!

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      alden

      4 months ago

      This is the most aggravating to me. Pisses me off. But I’m learning to let go. No point fuming at a bus stop.

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        Guy Andrew

        4 months ago

        Or just buy a Car!!!

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    Ant

    4 months ago

    Holy fucking shit! Alden, this is truly inspiring and awesome.

    #100 – I own that mother fucker, and I mean major league own it.
    Guess what? Just buried that bitch! It’s dead as a shit house rat eating Draino.

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      alden

      4 months ago

      Thanks Ant!

      Happy for you man. You sound totally psyched!

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    Simon

    4 months ago

    great post mate , inspiring/motivating.

    • Reply

      alden

      4 months ago

      Thanks Simon! Glad it helped.

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    madina

    4 months ago

    Great blog, I do find it very useful and help me as well. Thank you so much, just keep going!

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    Katz (KLRichardson)

    3 months ago

    I just “Stumbled” upon your site and I think you should add one more thing to your list…Life is too short to only listen to your peers.
    I am 66 and most of my friends are much younger, no one thinks I am this age and are surprised when I remind them. Physically I can feel it but mentally I project much younger and I credit my kids and grandkids for turning me on to their music, online sites and other things that keep me young.
    Good luck with your site – I will check in often :-)

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      alden

      3 months ago

      Wow awesome! 66 huh.

      I think that’s really inspiring. Age, as a number is nothing. What counts more is the life you make in those numbers.

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    Stuart

    2 months ago

    Awesome list Alden! Yes it should be law to change your hairstyle at least once after the age of 30 – if you have any hair left that is! Only question is no.74 – that burger in no.68 may lower our age expectancy but hey its worth losing a minute or two surely for that taste and the smile it gives you – which may just increase your life expectancy – everything in moderation – just try to do EVERYTHING!!

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      alden

      2 months ago

      hahahah. For sure man! But I love my burgers.

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    Jane

    9 weeks ago

    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I am copying this and keeping it as a reminder to myself and others. I am dealing w/some crazy stuff in my life now and this post is helping me sort it out to realize what TRULY IS important in life now.

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    Gerry

    7 weeks ago

    Yay tattoos!
    Go ahead! Approach that hot guy or gal at the bar! Yes, I hear you thinking, “But what do I say?”
    Be truthful. Say something like, “Hello, I noticed you and find you quite attractive. May I buy you a drink? What would you like?”
    That’s it. Short, sweet and simple. If he or she is interested, they will be happy for you to buy them a drink, or a soda, or tea or whatever.
    Cut to the chase. Like the ad says, Just Do It.

    Thanks, Alden! This has inspired me to get off my chair and make the telephone call I have been putting off!

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